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Theme 1
[549k WAV file]

Theme 2 (sounds a little more hand-clappish)
[570k WAV file]

1.01: Under The Gun

Reporter: We're here at the scene of a liquor store robbery that was thwarted by the man beside me, Inspector Sledge Hammer. Inspector Hammer, tell us what happened.
Hammer: Well, Miss, I was in this store when two thugs entered and threatened the owner with shotguns. At that time, I drew my Magnum and killed them both. Then I bought some eggs, and some milk, and some of those little cocktail weanies.
Reporter: Inspector Hammer, was what you did in that store absolutely necessary?
Hammer: Oh, yes, I had no groceries at all.
[284 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Mayor: This isn't open for discussion. This is an order! I want Sledge Hammer!
[50 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Hammer: (on the phone) Yeah, hello. (pauses) Oh, just, hang on, ... (now looking upstairs) Hey, people! Let's show some consideration and keep it down, will ya? I'm on the phone! Huh?! Hey, Other people live here, alright? (back on the phone) Dang noisy neighbors. Okay, speak to me.
[144 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Trunk: Hammer! In my office, right now!
[36 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Trunk: What the hell did I tell you about firing your gun inside, Hammer?
Hammer: (sheepishly) Uh... you said... don't... don't do it.
Trunk: You [are] damn right I told you not to do it! And take off those damn sunglasses when I'm talking to you!
Hammer: (pretending) What sunglasses?
Trunk: I said taken them off!
[131 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Trunk: You couldn't resist it, could you, Hammer? You just couldn't resist blowing up a building on your way to work this morning, could you Hammer?!
Hammer: Look. The only way to fight criminals is to be, you know, wilder than they are! (makes whistling missile and explosion noise)
[140 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Doreau: Pardon me.
Chief: Ah, Detective, please come in. Gentlemen, meet Detective Dori Doreau. There is no one more knowledgeable in her field.
Hammer: What's that? Arranging things in alphabetical order?
Trunk: (muttering) Hammer, I am warning you.
Doreau: It's all right, Captain. My background in terrorist psychology and defense tactics should hold its own against any joke.
[212 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Mayor: I don't care what methods you use, Hammer. Just bring back my daughter.
Hammer: I will, sir, dead or alive.
Mayor: (shocked) But the point is to bring her back alive, Hammer.
Hammer: Oh, right. No, alive. Of course. Did I say dead? No, no. I don't know where my head is at.
[169 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Trunk: You will partner with Pia Zadora if the Chief asks you to. Do you understand that?
Hammer: The only partner I need is my amigo right here. (whips out his gun)
Trunk: I told you... (Trunk tries to grab Hammer's arm to put his gun away.)
Hammer: (screams as he flips Trunk onto the floor)
Trunk: (screams as he is flipped onto the floor).
Hammer: Sorry, Captain. That was reflex.
Trunk: (muttering on the floor) Reflex, reflex.
[152 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Mayor: That man makes Rambo look like Pee-wee Herman.
[36 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Hammer: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
[25 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Hammer: Okay, ladies. go wait in the john.
Kruggle: (stuttering) They... uh... they... uh... don't speak English.
Hammer: (repeats phrase in Swedish with subtitles saying "O.K. ladies, wait in the john.")
Kruggle: (amazed) You spoke perfect Swedish!
Hammer: Those are the only words I know.
[104 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Doreau: Captain Trunk, uh, Hammer has managed to obtain vital information.
Trunk: Shut up, Doreau! You keep defending this buffoon's actions, and you're going to be in hot water too.
[106 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Mayor: My wife? That's absurd!
Hammer: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
[41 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Mrs. Flambo: (muffled through the tape) Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! (Mr. Flambo removes the tape.) You would not believe the indignity I've been put through! (then screams in pain from the tape removal)
Hammer: I hate to say it, sir, but your wife is a lying, scheming, deceitful, no good piece of white trash.
Mayor: Why, I've known that for years!
[164 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]

Francine: Now drop the gun this instant. I know you'd never shoot at a woman.
Hammer: (shoots gun out of her hands, also knocking her back to the floor) Sorry, Francine. Call me a feminist.
[108 KB WAV file] [context in Under The Gun]


1.02: Hammer Gets Nailed

Trunk: Hammer! In my office, right now! Right this minute, Hammer!
[55 KB WAV file] [context in Hammer Gets Nailed]

Hammer: Alright, freeze! Police!
Gumm: Phil Gumm, Action News.
[41 KB WAV file] [context in Hammer Gets Nailed]

Hammer: You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to stick your head in that microwave and set it on "sandwich."
Doreau: Hammer, you can't do that.
Hammer: What? There's no setting for sandwich?
[91 KB WAV file] [context in Hammer Gets Nailed]

Student Driver: I'm not sure this is such a good idea.
Hammer: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
[40 KB WAV file] [context in Hammer Gets Nailed]

Hammer: Hey, it was tough on all of us, alright?. The paint job on my car got scratched pretty bad. You don't see me crying about it.
[65 KB WAV file] [context in Hammer Gets Nailed]

Trunk: When this gets over the air, men are going to lose their jobs, Hammer!
[76 KB WAV file] [context in Hammer Gets Nailed]

Singing Telegram: Ahhh. Just a note from your pal Sledge. Sorry you fell off the ledge.
[148 KB WAV file] [context in Hammer Gets Nailed]

Hammer: I'm suspended again, right? (mutters "big deal")
Trunk: (gloating) No, Hammer, you don't understand. You are fired, sacked, dumped, banished, terminated. You're outta here. You're history. That's a wrap.
Hammer: Just what are you getting at?
Trunk: Hammer, you are no longer a cop.
[215 KB WAV file] [context in Hammer Gets Nailed]

Hammer: Doreau, get out. Get out! Only a fool would come in here.
[38 KB WAV file] [context in Hammer Gets Nailed]

Crowd: Go, Hammer! Go, Hammer! Go, Hammer!
Cops: Go, Hammer, go! Go, Hammer, go! Go, Hammer, go!
Trunk: Go, bomb, go! Go, bomb, go! (reluctantly changes his mind) Go, Hammer, go. Go, Hammer, go.
[152 KB WAV file] [context in Hammer Gets Nailed]

Hammer: Sledge Hammer! will continue in a moment.
[68 KB WAV file] [context in Hammer Gets Nailed]


1.03: Witless

1.04: They Shoot Hammers, Don't They

1.05: Dori Day Afternoon

1.06: To Sledge With Love

1.07: All Shook Up

1.08: Over My Dead Bodyguard

1.09: Magnum Farce

1.10: If I Had A Little Hammer

1.11: To Live And Die On TV

1.12: Miss Of The Spider Woman

1.13: The Old Man And The Sledge

1.14: State Of Sledge

1.15: Haven't Gun, Will Travel

1.16: The Color Of Hammer

1.17: Brother Can You Spare A Crime?

1.18: Desperately Seeking Dori

1.19: Sledgepoo

1.20: Comrade Hammer

1.21: Jagged Sledge

1.22: The Spa Who Loved Me


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